Clogs for Winter?

Everyone knows that what Karl wants, Karl gets. When the Kaiser becomes infatuated with the (18th century French rococo painter) Fragonard, deciding to shod his pretty-peasant-girl models in Chanel clogs, the fashion world has choice but to follow this new country trend as best as they can. If this trend drags on, it will run the risk of mutating into multiple autumnal versions.

Fashion may outdate itself daily, but the way in which it functions has remained relatively unchanged. Century after century, fashion has never deprived itself of a chance to make its followers believe that all that shines is gold.

All that was ever needed to transform something ridiculous into a must-have - e.g., from the disproportionately long, pointed shoes of the Middle Ages, to the incongruous hairstyles preferred by Marie Antoinette, to the platforms from the highpoint of the punk movement -- was for someone to call it trendy. The latest example is a perfect illustration of this phenomenon.

By bringing back the clogs (ignoring their lack of practicality and aestheticism), Karl gives us the chance to witness once again the docility of the fashion world. Some may have raised their voices to denounce their unacceptable character, yet they were quickly drowned out by the innumerable magazine articles promoting their up-dated traits, and the many posts by the convinced bloggers singing their praises. Seemingly proud to have succeeded in combining catwalk diktats with ecological philosophy, France decided to spend summer 2010 in clogs.

As sought after as they have become, however, they have not gained in elegance. Yet there are still those who would like this mystification to continue well after summer's end, and clog-like gimmicks - e.g., wooden soles and visible nails - have shown up on several models for fall 2010.

The fashion world may appreciate this kind of impromptu stylistic prank (and may even find it refreshing), but it should not try to prolong a trend that was meant to last for a summer only - otherwise, some fashion misinterpretations may occur. Marc Jacobs, Stella McCartney and Topshop may find it amusing to propose a winter version of the clog, but the appropriateness of such an initiative remains to be seen.

In any case, it would be a pity to snub the other models of the upcoming season - mountaineering style boots, brogues, experimental heels, 70s-inspired boots, etc - in favor of a cute little joke that has already worn out its welcome.